pieceoflembas:
Check out this blog, it’s got some very good quotes from TW2. Personal favourites:
“Enough of this piss!”
“Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage…”
“I take no pleasure in fraternizing with elves, but even a shit-coated stick can be a weapon.”
“Drinking alone is like shitting in company.”
“What could Yarpen tell me? I prefer listening to horses fart.”
“I believe I’d split a rock into half with my dick sooner than I’d beat you at arm wrestling.”
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They’re nonhuman little shits who are fed romantic tales.
- Zoltan Chivay explains Scoia’tael to Geralt in TW1.
Been playing TW1 in extremely low quality graphics (after years of not playing it at all), but funny moments do not need good graphics. Geralt made me laugh when Leo told him to use a Sign and Geralt was all suprised: ”A Sign?”.
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umk295:
WITCHER2//赤鼻
あの装備手に入れてからゲラルトさんがますますかわいいおっさんにしか見えなくなった。あの鼻でツンツンしてほしい。
nyiro:
MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS /in no particular order/
34. Zoltan Chivay (The Wither series)
the-dead-shine-all-night-long:
omg Dandelion and Zoltan. Best boyfrans sidekicks evar.
Yep they are!
bluezbreakr:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love The Witcher(2)’s brand of humor.
(Just in case it’s too small to read: http://i.imgur.com/wKJwK.jpg)
This is all over Reddit today. Amusing :D
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Drinking alone’s as bad as shitting in company
- Zoltan Chivay
thedawner:
thedawner:
Oh, hey, look at dem TW 2 concepts
Hopefully, these haven’t been posted before
If yes, then I suck >:T
fghgdfgg i found this post again
woohoo
Witcherly conga & sob by ~Unkreativ
Ah those happy people having a ball!
This was the first part (the frontside) of a witcherly good bye card for Paweł (I must add, he’s a fine guy) who left his old studio.
Daerdin had this fantastic idea, I love this old chap for that, because it was really a lot of fun to do.
