To paradise on whore's arses
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(via stefan-nia)
“How could you?! She cast a spell on you! Get out of my sight! I shall forget your very name!”
“What are you doing here?”
“Paying a visit.”
“You’re not welcome here. Go back to your sorceress.”
Half of me is sad, the other half is going “OMG BITCH WTF, NOW YOU’RE GONNA HATE HIS GUTS JUST BECAUSE HE PUT ALVIN IN MORE CAPABLE HANDS??”
omg
OMG is that what she does? I gave him to Shani and Triss got super pissy with me…
Shani appreciation post, ftw!
<3
F E B (1 5) T H: The one where I rant about Shani
Sigfried: “So, what should I name my new unit?”
Geralt: “Flaming spears of destruction.”
Sigfried: “Okay.”
Me: “No, no, no, Siegfried. No.”Siggy really is the good one. How is it that somehow Geralt finds some way to bring up either fairies,…
I love Shani and I was going to jump to her defense, but then I stumbled all over Siggy and the SPARKLES and I don’t remember what we were talking about. Can I have a pocket Siggy? I’ll put him opposite the pocket of Yaevinn, so they don’t kill each other when I’m not looking…
I promise I don’t hate Shani. She is cosplaying Peter Pan. How can I hate that? I just found myself annoyed with her at that moment because that whole argument was just… Rarrrrgh! I’m not mad at her anymore.
There was a moment in the game where I couldn’t find Siggy, so I flounced to the swamp and there he was. My reaction was, “OMG, you can’t be here. Yaevinn is here. Something bad will happen.” And something bad did happen. Don’t want that again. You can put him in your pocket, but be very, very careful. Pocket responsibly.
I KNOW RIGHT. I REMEMBER THAT THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED AND I WAS LIKE KJDALSKJDKEYBOARDSMASH BY THE END OF THE CHAPTER. WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG. /sob
The worst part is the end, though. Of the game, I mean. They’re worse than Roche and Iorveth. D:
Anywho, none to worry about Shani. <3 Triss has a verysimilar response if you side with Shani over her, so I honestly think they’re both a bit ridiculous at that point. Well, the whole idea of it was ridiculous, but I suppose Alvin had to stay with someone. Poor bb.
I’d rather have him with Dandelion… if he didn’t hang out in a bar all day.
For some reason, I always think about Shenmue when playing this game. Probably because of the way Geralt asks questions, and how there isn’t any inflection in his voice, and how he keeps that same expression no matter what. I keep expecting him to start saying, “Are there any sailors here? Do you know where the sailors are? How can I find the sailors?”
#That chick cosplaying Peter Pan
If you load your TW1 save in which you romanced Shani, this little write-up shows up in your journal. Finally, a (rather satisfying) explanation :)
Why is Peter Pan a character in The Witcher?
AND WHY CAN YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?
that noise i just made-
what-
Hey, I’ve been wondering what happend to Shani. And she just came back to Neverland!
It’s canon now.
(via mandorways)
Why is Peter Pan a character in The Witcher?
AND WHY CAN YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?
that noise i just made-
(via michaeltrucco)
Shani is awesome.
Witcherly conga & sob by ~Unkreativ
Ah those happy people having a ball!
This was the first part (the frontside) of a witcherly good bye card for Paweł (I must add, he’s a fine guy) who left his old studio.
Daerdin had this fantastic idea, I love this old chap for that, because it was really a lot of fun to do.
