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If years of service have taught me anything, it’s that the highborn don the best costumes and get the best vantage points, whether at a ball or in battle.
To paradise on whore's arses
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The Witcher | The Witcher 2 | The Witcher 3
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Quotes from The Witcher 2
Check out this blog, it’s got some very good quotes from TW2. Personal favourites:
“Enough of this piss!”
“Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage…”
“I take no pleasure in fraternizing with elves, but even a shit-coated stick can be a weapon.”
“Drinking alone is like shitting in company.”
“What could Yarpen tell me? I prefer listening to horses fart.”
“I believe I’d split a rock into half with my dick sooner than I’d beat you at arm wrestling.”
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They’re nonhuman little shits who are fed romantic tales.
Zoltan Chivay explains Scoia’tael to Geralt in TW1.
Been playing TW1 in extremely low quality graphics (after years of not playing it at all), but funny moments do not need good graphics. Geralt made me laugh when Leo told him to use a Sign and Geralt was all suprised: ”A Sign?”.
(via pieceoflembas)
Vernon: Where are we?
Triss: In a forest?
Vernon: Very funny.
(via trulydiscombobulated)
Iorveth: You're the most noble human I know, Gwynbleidd.
Geralt: I'm no human.
Iorveth: I'm glad you reminded me. My hatred for the species abated for a moment..
My life’s motto
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I’ve had a bit to drink and I’m philosophising. I’m looking for general truths. And I’ve found one: lesser evils exist, but we can’t choose them. Only True Evil can force us to such a choice. Whether we like it or not.
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Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it’s all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I’m not a pious hermit. I haven’t done only good in my life. But if I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.
Oh Triss ;]
Let’s not stay stuck in the Middle Ages with such beliefs, so here’s Laci Green’s video on the whole virginity/”popping your cherry” myth.
An elf just said “Piece of Lembas” in The Witcher 2 (as in piece of cake)! Nice Lord Of The Rings mention for us fanboys and fangirls!
So you found my favourite TW2 joke!
Currently Playing: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011)
“I quote him faithfully: ‘Listen to Roche in every ploughing thing, because though he’s a prick, he’s also a patriot. Vultures already circle Foltest’s corpse, but I’ll manage. Get the sons of bitches and keep your head cool.’ P.S. ‘You really fucked up at the castle’.”
The trolls are responsible for the name of this blog :D
Poor drunken troll, though. Does he keep vodka in that barrel around his neck?
The first thing that came to mind when Cedric mentioned that he was old even by elf standards:
September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.
Dear G,
I told you I had a bad feeling about you going there.
-E
Wh.o is t tthis? Ohw did yu geeet me?number.
-G
Geralt, you are drunk.
-E
Essie, pls. Im not drunlk f yo uwant me to apoolgize again i’M SORRYf uck.
God, I am oooos drunk right no
-G
You’re the best, DT.
The best.
Trissss! Bby is th.atyu. knoow I’…. teh one to lve you foreevr. don’ twatn’ anyone to hurt you innnnnnn yur lyf. Ew adh some gooosd times. Idek, fukc. Baby, come bak…
-G
5ever!
…am I doing it right?
I just love sadface Iorveth after you point out that his scoia’tael are not that different from human special forces like Blue Stripes.
Truth heals. But it also hurts.
*all the hugs*
That conversation was what finally made me really, really like Iorveth. I wasn’t a big fan until then, whoops.
