They used to dance in the garden in the middle of the night. They were naked as day. They were born skin all bone china white. Oh, you were a vampire, and I may never see the light.
Geralt’s too busy going, “Wanna see my sword?” to notice Creeper Vampire Mom behind him. Coincidentally, while I was doing this quest, Concrete Blonde’s Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) was playing. This was definitely one of those “choose the lesser evil if you have to choose” missions, as so many are in this game. There’s never really any choice that feels wholly right when I do make a decision to take a side. I thought about just letting de Weyze and the vampire ladies fight it out while Geralt watched, but then, decided what the hell. NAKED VAMPIRE LADIES! TO BATTLE!
Finally talked to Triss, too, since she acquired A WILD ALVIN. This is after like 3 days of looking for her. You can’t just leave kids by themselves for 3 days, Triss. What if he had eaten something poisonous, or burned down the house, or summoned the cheese demon from hell? And what does she tell me I have to do? “Is Shani cool with this? Not that I really give a fuck to be honest, but you need to go tell that heifer the boy is mine.” To which Geralt was like “Huh, wut? But why? I just wanna kill monsters all day and make money and drink til I fall out. Y’know the easy stuff.”
So, here we go.
Wow, everyone is visiting vampires today.
Or I’m just slow at catching up with Tumblr. Either way -!