evanescentembers:

“Who will the witcher side with?”

I LOVE HOW ALL THIS SHIT HAS TO BE GERALT’S DECISION OMFG YOU ASSHOLES LET THE GUY BREATHE

I bet Geralt would have done this lolol:


 

He probably does it mentally every time, LOL!

evanescentembers:

“Move your ass, Excellency.”

geralt, you make me smile omg 

evanescentembers:

“You want to see a hoofed hag ride me to death?”
“….-narrows eyes slightly, awkward silence-“
“…Then again, we all have to die of something…”

I swear I love having discussions with Dandelion, he’s so hilarious I forget about him being the most obnoxious fucker on the planet. 

His optimism is astounding.

evanescentembers:

OMG AHAHAHAH GERALT YOU DUMBASS NOW YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND IN YOUR KNICKERS AHAHAHAHA
OMG THEY FUCKING TOOK EVERYTHING AAA 

OMG that scene! But what made it “worse” for me was that I installed nude Geralt mod and then forgot I had it installed (sex scenes made more sense that way, now that he wasn’t doing it with his pants pulled up). SHOCK AND HORROR. That was one of the few times I really didn’t want to have him completely naked XD; The comments other people made were twice as hilarious, though.