The Wishroom

To paradise on whore's arses
'drinking alone is like shitting in company.'

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The Witcher | The Witcher 2 | The Witcher 3

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pieceoflembas:

Did you ever got bored of normal Witcher outfits and thought, ”If only I could dress Geralt up as a Santa and make Roche and Iorveth his helpers”? You did? Then your worries are over!

The nexusmods now has christmas theme for TW2 clothing. If you want to try it out, here’s the link.  

Dear Melitele…

- D

Fem!Geralt? Ooor just kawaii desu bishie!Geralt?
Still need this mod either way.
- D

Fem!Geralt? Ooor just kawaii desu bishie!Geralt?

Still need this mod either way.

- D

thedawner:

say hi to jalen, my shitty unoriginal witcher oc. he somehow got teleported from temeria to skyrim. he has no idea how that happened obvs

He’s adorable <3

The Wish Room: evanescentembers: OMG AHAHAHAH GERALT YOU DUMBASS NOW YOU HAVE TO RUN...

evanescentembers:

wishroom:

evanescentembers:

OMG AHAHAHAH GERALT YOU DUMBASS NOW YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND IN YOUR KNICKERS AHAHAHAHA
OMG THEY FUCKING TOOK EVERYTHING AAA

OMG that scene! But what made it “worse” for me was that I installed nude Geralt mod and then forgot I had it installed (sex scenes made more sense…

Oh gosh I would have died xD
but wow i kind of want that mod now omg
is it the one where he has brown hair and red eyes? 

No, it’s just a simple mod that removes Geralt’s underwear. A nude model of him exists and is used in sex scenes, but it is quite obviously not polished because it wasn’t meant to be seen. Er, if that makes sense. It’s compatible with texture mods as far as I know.

Anyway, here’s the link! http://witcher.nexusmods.com/mods/116

(via evanescentembers)

I finally got around to installing the Ultimate Witcher Experience mod for Skyrim and now I have tiny Iorveth as a companion! :D

I finally got around to installing the Ultimate Witcher Experience mod for Skyrim and now I have tiny Iorveth as a companion! :D

alduin:

Oros, shadow of Windhelm.

“Not every Dunmer is from Morrowind, you s’wit.”

Whoa! He looks so damn badass. The Witcher 2 armour looks exceptional in Skyrim, too :)

(via nayrael)

serviadeath:

Roche’s clothes remodding.
Kinda… Weird actually ;)
(click to download. RUS site)

serviadeath:

Roche’s clothes remodding.

Kinda… Weird actually ;)

(click to download. RUS site)

(via netzolotavserihgorah)

throughthegiftshop:

the-dawner:

You don’t understand, this is not a phase, this is how he truly is

/snerk

yeah yeah roche, we get it, only you can understand true pain
 

/HAHA

(via throughthegiftshop-deactivated2)

throughthegiftshop:

euthanasia:

throughthegiftshop:

btw did you know that Dandelion is like, 40? I dunno, I thought he was younger

Hmm, is he? Devs said Triss is in her 30s, I imagined Dandelion would be the same age, if not younger. He doesn’t look 40 :/

Yep, the quote from Blood of Elves is:
“I know you’re almost forty, look almost thirty, think you’re just over twenty and act as though you’re barely ten.” - Dijkstra
OH THAT DANDELION, WHAT A CHARACTER
PLUS I JUST FOUND OUT HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE BUTTERCUP

Does that mean Geralt is Blossom and Zoltan is Bubbles?

throughthegiftshop:

euthanasia:

throughthegiftshop:

btw did you know that Dandelion is like, 40? I dunno, I thought he was younger

Hmm, is he? Devs said Triss is in her 30s, I imagined Dandelion would be the same age, if not younger. He doesn’t look 40 :/

Yep, the quote from Blood of Elves is:

“I know you’re almost forty, look almost thirty, think you’re just over twenty and act as though you’re barely ten.” - Dijkstra

OH THAT DANDELION, WHAT A CHARACTER

PLUS I JUST FOUND OUT HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE BUTTERCUP

Does that mean Geralt is Blossom and Zoltan is Bubbles?

(via throughthegiftshop-deactivated2)

serviadeath:

Mod for Skyrim!
I just couldn’t help myself! yay!))
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com

There is also a pack with TW2 female hair, called Lovely Hairstyles :) My character doesn&#8217;t have a face that suits &#8216;pretty&#8217; hair, but hey.

serviadeath:

Mod for Skyrim!

I just couldn’t help myself! yay!))

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com

There is also a pack with TW2 female hair, called Lovely Hairstyles :) My character doesn’t have a face that suits ‘pretty’ hair, but hey.

empirestyle:

Skyrim is a much more badass place now that the Blue Stripes have arrived on the scene.

(Now you can BE Vernon Roche/Ves)

empirestyle:

Skyrim’s good again

(By the way, another modder is porting facemasks to the game with the clothing, so it will eventually be the closest to 1:1 ports of playing Iorveth, Roche, Saskia, etc and he’s already done a Geralt beta. That is a project that might turn into a fullblown Witcher mod)

Vernon, what the fuck are you doing imitating Iorveth in his cave?

Also, Witcher mods = good.

empirestyle:

J’aime

I misread that as &#8220;Ja&#8217;mie&#8221; and it still made sense.

empirestyle:

J’aime

I misread that as “Ja’mie” and it still made sense.

aldmeri:

For fans of Witcher 2.

Can Dovahkiin become La Valettes, tooooo?

aldmeri:

For fans of Witcher 2.

Can Dovahkiin become La Valettes, tooooo?