

also, on a different note, has anyone noticed that Geralt’s eyes aren’t a trait of all witchers? Berengar didn’t have them. Nor did Vesemir, Eskel or Lambert.
I’m not saying I really mind it or anything, but suddenly it’s just a trait that all witchers have, which makes me kind of sad because I liked the uniqueness it gave Geralt, aside from his white hair.![]()
Weird, they should be. Maybe it’s just TW1’s engine? Geralt’s white hair is unique to him, though.
Eskel: Ever heard of the gnome Alfred Nabel?
Geralt: Eskel, I have amnesia…
This is what I’ve been playing(besides Arma 2 and Payday… and some L4D2 on the side) So far I love the humor in this game

Witcher’s Log
Too many kamikaze shots, not enough sleep. Wat do?
-G
Oh my God, Geralt, you can’t keep passing out drunk in the forest. You can’t let them see how we live.
-E
Gurrrrrl, please. The forest can’t even handle me right now.
-G
G, please, Triss is gonna be so pissed off as us if you come home drunk again. You were doing so good on that 12 step program. You know what happened last time.
-E
I have a plan. Don’t worry. I am always prepared.
-G
(What the hell are we even doing right now, Nick? LMAOLOLOLOLOLOL)
I hope it’s better than the last “plan.” I’m not running through the glen with my pants on my head again yelling, “What a haul!” Sometimes, I think you don’t take this bromance seriously.
-E
Geralt, you are drunk.
I’m about to go through DT’s whole Witcher tag.
I don’t even know what Nick and I were thinking? It just happened.
…wow.
